Almost Abducted By Alien Spaceship!

 It was early in the morning when a tractor beam from a UFO lit up the forest.

 I stood frozen as I stared up into the trees trying to get a glimpse of the mother ship but the sun was just too bright for my eyes!

 When I looked down the only evidence that remained was a parasitic cowbird perched on a tire looking to take over the nests of native species and replacing the eggs with her own.